Hand drawn deadpan absurd chibi illustration

Hand-drawn deadpan absurd single-panel illustration, square composition, two adult chibi characters sitting together in formal seiza on the right side.
One character calmly uses a pale-blue sticky lint roller to roll the other character’s cheek, as casually as cleaning a countertop. The roller surface is parallel to the face. Both characters have completely blank, vacant expressions, tiny dot eyes and flat mouths, no reaction.

Slightly wobbly ink outlines, uneven marker and colored-pencil fill, faint paper grain, muted pastel palette, handmade zine aesthetic.

No background objects, no text, no speech bubbles, no manga symbols, no exaggerated expressions, no 3D/CGI, no glossy mascot style.